Let me do a roll call on the other fly on the wall posts you should check out:
Baking In A Tornado
There you have it. Now go check them out. Ok onto my Fly on the Wall
I woke up to my son standing in my doorway whispering "MOM OPENED HER EYES! SEE? HER EYES ARE OPEN!" Mind you it was around 7 am. I kept my eyes closed. Thinking, if I did that they would go back to sleep. Didn't work :/
I then had my kitten, Khalessi, attack my feet. I think she wanted to be killed. I hissed at her and told her she was entirely too little to be attacking my legs. She didn't like that. Good. Teach you little brat.
My kids wanted cereal. So I got them cereal. 5 minutes into eating it(yes, they take forever to eat) I DON'T LIKE CEREAL. Too bad. Eat it or starve. (until lunch time)
I did nothing today. I sat on my butt. I did dishes, I swept, cleaned our litter box, fed the family and then did absolutely nothing. I enjoy doing nothing. There is so much I need to do, but I choose to ignore the voice in my head that says BE A GOOD WIFE AND MOM AND CLEAN TODAY. I clean when my husband goes to work. If he is home on leave, I don't want to do anything.
Oh and one more thing, I complained. I think its weird to go do Christmas things when Halloween hasn't even passed yet. Don't SKIP HOLIDAYS! ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!
Ok this was my SERIES OF BORING EVENTS! Tune in next time :)